metrosexual

metrosexual
1. (metrosexual) (6565↑, 2060↓)
You might be "metrosexual" if: 1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase. 2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse. 3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights. 4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch. 5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. 6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize. 7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck. 8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products. 9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first. 10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."

2. (metrosexual) (4582↑, 1381↓)
A new name for something quite old. Men with taste & style who know about fashion, art, and culture have always existed. In past centuries, these kinds of men were in the uppercrust of society (more leisure time). Technology has enabled men with more leisure time, so less wealthy males can now fuss over their looks and aesthetics almost as much as women. An American Metrosexual is like your average European male. In France or Italy, men can be manly and work on cars and know about art and fashion at the same time. They are cool with that and don't need some special name for the less "masculine" side. In the U.S. we think men all have to be eithrt dumb gorillas or homosexuals. There is some grey area\! There is an emphasis on not being pretentious in america that itself becomes a kind of pretentiousness. Men who dabble in vanity or in lofty romantic concerns seem less like men when in fact, they are probably better lovers to women than their traditional counterpart.

James Bond is very metro in a lot of ways. He aint no sissy but he has excellent taste.

3. (metrosexual) (4191↑, 2602↓)
A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.

Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.

4. (metrosexual) (1916↑, 915↓)
strait guys who are mistaken for being gay because of their fashion sense and hygene habits.

Most gay guys are dissopointed to find out that Zach is only metrosexual and not gay. Sorry Zach, we love you anyway ;)

5. (metrosexual) (1962↑, 967↓)
A straight guy who’s so cool, smart, attractive, stylish, and cultured, that everyone thinks he’s gay. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care.

Famous metrosexuals include Ewan McGregor, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker.

6. (Metrosexual) (1132↑, 358↓)
A normally straight male who possesses qualities of a gay male without being attracted to men. A metro often appreciates the finer things in life and enjoys making himself look good; be it through styling his hair or wearing fashionable clothes.

Person 1: "Is he gay" Person 2: "No, he does dress well, but he has a wife" Person 1: "Oh, he must be metro then"

7. (metrosexual) (605↑, 259↓)
heterosexual male who appears slightly gay due to his impeccable sense of style, belief in designer hygiene, and willingness to emote. by definition, a metrosexual must be male due to the sterotype that women are usually conscientious of these things from the beginning.

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" turns perfectly normal American males into stylish metrosexuals.

8. (metrosexual) (504↑, 185↓)
A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.

Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.

9. (metrosexual) (497↑, 294↓)
A man who a woman has to fight for the mirror ;-]

Is that metrosexual ever going to finish getting ready ?

10. (metrosexual) (322↑, 124↓)
A metrosexual is a young, good looking urban male who takes care of his appearance from head to toe by bodybuilding, styling his hair, waxing his brows, using lotions, wearing perfume and has even considered plastic surgery. He has a keen interest in fashion, cooking, brand names, interior decorating, nice cars, especially convertibles. He's sociable, charming and always finds success with women. But he can be vain, ego-centric, emotional, overdramatic, jealous and nit-picky.

Ryan Seacrest, Leo DiCaprio, James Bond, George Clooney are all metrosexuals

11. (metrosexual) (285↑, 96↓)
A man who is emotionally sensitive and aware, verbal and communicative, physically fit, clean, has manners, smells good, and often enjoys fashion, beauty products, entertaining, and interior design. A metrosexual has a sophisticated aesthetic and often a well developed feminine side. Because of the metrosexual's expression of what are considered in the U.S. traditional female characteristics, metrosexuals are often mistaken for closeted gays.

My daughters would do well to marry metrosexuals.

12. (metrosexual) (121↑, 35↓)
A term coined in the mid-90's by British journalist Mark Simpson. He defined it as applying to men regardless of sexual orientation, but he first applied it to David Beckham, apparently as an alternative to “heterosexual”, with which it obviously rhymes. Mark Simpson’s definition starts: “The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis . . .” In current use, it almost always applies to straight guys; but with the inference that their fascination with fashion and appearance matches stereotyped assumptions about gays. Thus, it's something of a third alternative to the hetero-/homosexual dichotomy: an urban straight guy with stereotypical “gay” interests. At first it was a neutral descriptive, and was jumped on by marketing types eager to start selling more overpriced clothes and skin/hair products to notoriously shopping-shy males. But as it evolved in mainstream use, the term gradually picked up a pejorative connotation, much as its close cousin, “yuppie”, did in prior decades; not because of its sexual implications, but rather because of its “snotty, rich young show-off trying too hard” image, and the vague sour-grapes suspicion that such guys get to sleep with hotter and classier women. Although the term has become pejorative, it hasn't stopped the practice. There are still plenty of metrosexuals (and yuppies); they just wouldn't want to be called that. It has spawned a counter-term: “[retrosexual]”, presumably a guy whose preferred evening wear is jeans or Dockers, an untucked Bengal-striped dress shirt, white gym socks and Kenneth Cole loafers. There's also a synonym: uber-sexual, which is basically a celebrity willing to flaunt his metrosexuality (e.g., Beckham). The latter word hasn't really caught on.

OK, I may have enough metrosexual in me to drop 400 bucks for a pair of Ferragamos, but I'm damned if I'll start highlighting my hair. That's a line in the metrosexual sand I'm not crossing.

13. (metrosexual) (384↑, 314↓)
The term "Metrosexual" (Metropolitan Heterosexual) is defined by it's social psychological relationship to homophobia in it's counterpart: Rural Heterosexuality. Isolated, these terms suggest the magnitude of personal contacts the metropolitan heterosexual (metro-sexual) encounters with lesbians and gay men represents higher altitudes of social acceptance for gay culture. Whereas, in less populated vicinities, (less people = less gays) heterosexuals will be less likely to accurately define the world entirely in heterosexual terms since they have less to compare their "straitness".

New Yorkers dress like metrosexuals.

14. (metrosexual) (139↑, 90↓)
A man (havn't heard this one used on women) who has a good taste, who often takes good care of themselves and their belongings. They are self-assured in themselves enough to express their feelings with out fear of feeling like they are homosexual in the process. They are often mistaken for homosexuals in denial.

"He was so well dressed and good looking I was afraid he might have been gay until we had a chat and I ended up taking him home with me that night."

15. (metrosexual) (57↑, 16↓)
Harry Potter, according to the Scarf of Sexual Preference.

Scarf: Metrosexual\! Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie? Snape: Yes. *hands shoes* Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.

16. (metrosexual) (245↑, 210↓)
A metrosexual is a man that, unlike the historical habits of the average male, showers daily. He is a man that has a lack of ignorance and arrogance towards others, women specifically. He does not always spend large amounts of money on clothes, which is a common misconception. He merely takes pride in his appearance and is a gentleman in all manners of the definition. A metrosexual is a man that knows masculinity is not about being rude and dirty, but being a well dressed, well groomed gentleman. Men not of this stature commonly mock these characteristics due to their own insecurities and jealousies. Those that lick the capacity of style and cleanliness have difficulty accepting the metrosexual concept.

Brad Pitt Jude Law George Clooney Topher Grace (Millions of women can't be wrong)

17. (metrosexual) (95↑, 65↓)
Man who pays a great amount of attention to his appearance and dress. Modern term for [dandy] or [fop].

The metrosexual man uses "product" in his hair and shops at Armani Exchange.

18. (Metrosexual) (170↑, 148↓)
A straight man who appears to be gay because he practices the dressing and grooming habits of a homosexual

Gay men are anoyed because they are often deceived by metrosexuals

19. (metrosexual) (100↑, 82↓)
The most annoying buzzword that I have ever heard. Ever. A heterosexual male that: -is ONLY attracted to women -give great attention to his appearance -uses plenty of skin/hair care products -dresses in style and enjoys shopping -is hip to all things sophisticated -prefers wine to beer -is extremely name-brand conscious -enjoys hosting parties/events -is a romantic with an appreciation for art

I was born a metro, well over two decades before the term was popularly coined (Mark Simpson, 2002 - thanks a lot asshole). Now I can't even open a magazine without reading about metrosexuals. Growing trend my ass\! Only about 10% of those claiming to be metro are truly metro. The remaining 90% are called something else...POSERS. These are the same guys that considered becoming homos when shows like Will & Grace and Queer Eye premiered. Get your own damn identity you fuckers\! When I heard John Kerry and Howard Dean claiming to be a metrosexuals, I knew it was time to change my ways. The guiding light for all metrosexuals - David Beckham

20. (metrosexual) (32↑, 13↓)
When a blind person thinks you're straight, and a deaf person thinks you're gay.

My grandma told me I look gay, but my sister told her I'm just metrosexual.

21. (Metrosexual) (24↑, 13↓)
A straight man that WAIT FOR IT.........can shop for himself and is concerned about how he looks.

Redneck dude: what are you, a fuckin queer? Metrosexual guy: Just because I look better than you doesn't mean you have to be an ass. Redneck dude: *glares and walks away* Actual gay guy: mmmm well aren't we manly standing up for ourselves. *tries to make a move* Metro guy: sorry dude I'm not gay. Gay guy: wow you had me fooled\! Metro guy: that is an amazing jacket\!

22. (metrosexual) (35↑, 25↓)
Metrosexual man is a man who can be misunderstood to be a gay because he dresses so fasionably and takes care of his appreance. He spends money in purchasing fancy clothes which attract both men and women. He appears rich and intelligent.

Metrosexual actors: Jude law, Tom cruise

23. (metrosexual) (50↑, 40↓)
a straight man with a gay-seeming attitude towards hygiene and fashion. Often hit on by gay guys, although most metrosexuals find the thought of physical intimacy with another man repugnant.

We thought Bob was gay, but it turns out he's a metrosexual.

24. (Metrosexual) (10↑, 1↓)
A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.

David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual

25. (Metrosexual) (18↑, 9↓)
Give me a well groomed kind, loving, fun, sexy, smart, strong, confident Metrosexual Man any day. They are so heterosexual, they make rugby-playing boys look gay (all boys contact sport) they ooze testosterone, are incredible in the sack and I swear can read my mind (private orgasm just because of this), can dance well (full contact sport with many women), never cheat in a committed relationship, make unbelievably excellent providers, fathers and husbands, know how to make money and have chef skills to die for. It's no wonder the average stinky joe feels threatened by them. Heck\! Girls, you'll be lucky if you find one, if you do, get him off the streets quick... before some other wise woman gets him first

Brad Pitt and that elk... are metrosexual

26. (Metrosexual) (7↑, 2↓)
A young man who has refined tastes in urban art, fashion, cuisine, literature, high culture and generally processes liberal political and social views. Despite common misconceptions metrosexuality can encompass all sexual orientations and doesn't always suggest homosexuality.

1) The character James Bond and actors Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt can be considered metrosexual. 2) Chris:"Why does that man have 10 pairs of shoes?" John:"It's because he's metrosexual. I've meet him before and he's very good at parties."

27. (metrosexual) (8↑, 3↓)
If a guy got swapped into the body of a woman, the metro would still be able to get dressed in time for work...

Stans and his metrosexual past gave him the knowledge to easily sort thru the complete mess of make-up, hair products, shoes and fashion this lady had so he could fix his hair, find matching panties and a sexy outfit just in time to catch the 8:30 train.

28. (metrosexual) (8↑, 3↓)
a guy who loves shopping, traveling, art, ect... usually not obsessed with beer and football like most men, but more interested in art and society and...SHOPPING \! usually he is very opinionated and owns at least 5 pairs of prada shoes. he is NOT gay he is NOT homo he just loves shopping

allie: dude, why does your dad shop so much? is he gay? penelope: uhm, no. he's just metrosexual. that's what they do

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29. (metrosexual) (37↑, 33↓)
1. A man who is not homosexual, but is very comfortable with his exuality, and can comfortably engage in activities that could make them appear homosexual. 2. A man who displays feminine characteristics. 3. A man who is meticulous about hygine and appearance, much like the common connotation for homosexuals, but is not attracted to people of the same gender.

That person is not gay, just metrosexual.

30. (metrosexual) (3↑, 1↓)
fruity, flamboyant, a man with unusually girly style but is interested in girls.

guy 1: Is that guy over there skipping? guy 2: yes guy 1: is he gay? guy 2: nah man, he's just metrosexual

31. (Metrosexual) (4↑, 2↓)
A guy who dresses and/or acts like he's gay but he actually isn't

Megan: Is Dylan gay? Tracy: No, no.. He's just metrosexual

32. (metrosexual) (21↑, 19↓)
A sophisticated straight man who likes to shop for and wear fashionable clothes, shoes etc. Not to be confused with Typical Gay males who have a keen eye for fashion.

I heard it used on TV once where Ryan Seacrest was admitting to being a Metrosexual. He was refering to the fact that he likes to go shop for style-ish and fashionable apparel. So, next time you see a guy who is sporting some fly gear don't jump to conclusions about his sexuality.

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33. (metrosexual) (74↑, 72↓)
Guy who takes care of himself in ways society classifies as feminine pursuits.

Sorry can't meet you at the bar, stripclub..., gotta get to the salon for my brow wax, manicure, pedicure and revitalizing facial wanna meet and go shopping after?

34. (metrosexual) (86↑, 86↓)
a person who likes trains, a LOT.

Joe: oh my god, what's that guy doing to the M train?\! Thomas: i don't know... Lawson: isn't it clear? he's a metrosexual.

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35. (Metrosexual) (1↑, 2↓)
A man who takes care of hisself...well groomed...likes to shop

E Walk...Kappa is a metrosexual

36. (Metrosexual) (11↑, 12↓)
One whom has sex with trains, locomotives, or other forms of railed transportation.

I always knew Roy was a metrosexual." "R-R-Roy likes to have sex with trains\!?

37. (Metrosexual) (1↑, 3↓)
You might be "metrosexual" if: 1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase. 2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse. 3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights. 4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch. 5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. 6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize. 7. You pluck your eyebrows. 8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products. 9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first. 10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

Steve: Did you see Jims nicely shaped eye brows? Stan: Ya he plucks em, he's a metrosexual.

38. (Metrosexual) (16↑, 18↓)
A Straight Man who is: Tidy, Enjoys cooking, Is a neat freak, Likes to shop, Gets expensive Haircuts, Is probably often mistaken for gay, Uses the word "Yummy", Wears Jewelry, And is really really Nit Picky.

Yes, My stepfather is a Metrosexual.

39. (Metrosexual) (56↑, 58↓)
A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.

Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."

40. (metrosexual) (0↑, 4↓)
Matt singer

Matt singer dresses like a gay guy and carries a comb with him like a gay guy but he isn't gay but is metrosexual

41. (Metrosexual) (1↑, 5↓)
A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight

Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual Guy 2: How? Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,

42. (Metrosexual) (2↑, 6↓)
Gay, but without the homosexual part.

Wow\! Look at Tom wearing that pink shirt\! Even though he is not gay\! How [metrosexual] of him\!

43. (Metrosexual) (4↑, 8↓)
1. A straight man who primps and beautifies more than a woman, i.e. eyebrows being plucked, waxing, getting highlights. Is not gay 2. Ryan Seacrest

1. Friend 1: Have you seen Ryan? I think he got his eyebrows done Friend 2: Wow, he's such a metrosexual 2.Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual

44. (metrosexual) (8↑, 12↓)
A way of marketing the same products with different packaging to a broader consumer base. Cheap and effective.

Look at all the junk that metrosexual has bought. Why didn't he just use his mum's.

45. (metrosexual) (17↑, 21↓)
1. A person who is straight but acts really really gay. 2. Always gels hair, shaves legs, and waxes eyebrows 3. Loves to tan naked with other men 4. Loves steamrooms with naked men 5. Masturbates with men he meets an hour before 6. All in all, "Ryan Yamada"

"Hey megan, i shaved my legs, waxed my eyebrows and gooch, and sucked dick all the way on the ride here. My name is Ryan Yamada and i'm metrosexual."

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46. (metrosexual) (27↑, 31↓)
1. A gay male who does not yet know it, rationalizing his sexual preference as fashion sense. 2. phrasal synonyms: "in a transparent closet", "flying under his own gaydar", "rafting down d' Nile", "thinking his Zima is a Guinness"

A subject of one of the following conversations: A) "What metrosexual Bruce likes about dating Linda is that it doubles his wardrobe, he saves money on skin cream, and she brings home drunken guys so he can blow them." B) MALE FRIEND ONE: How come Bruce is missing the game? MALE FRIEND TWO: I don't know. He said something about "a sale at Express"...? MALE FRIEND THREE: What's "Express"? MALE FRIEND ONE: It looks like he's gone metrosexual. It's only a matter of time before he introduces us to a "special friend." MALE FRIEND TWO: Aw, man. Just last week I heard him say something about how "pink is this year's fuchsia." MALE FRIEND THREE: What's "fuchsia"? C) TRISHA: Things are getting weird with Bruce. You know, ... in the bedroom.... ASHLEY: Uh, oh... But he's got such cute hair and you guys like to go shopping together. I'm sorry, sweetie. I thought - except for fighting over closet space - you guys had a real thing, there. TRISHA: Yeah. He seemed more in touch with himself. Different from most guys. But, the other day he said he wants to "try something a little different." ASHLEY: Oh... Like with Rick? Just tell him he has to make do with one girl at a time. TRISHA: No. No, it's different. Um... ASHLEY: I know. You're scared, but go ahead and do the anal thing. All guys want it. Just get some lube and make him go slow. He probably won't be that into it that much anyway, after he tries it. TRISHA: No. I'm not afraid of the anal sex. Well, not exactly, anyway... ASHLEY: Well, don't leave me hanging, here. What's got you so freaked out? TRISHA: He wants me to wear a strap-on. ASHLEY: Sure, so you just... You just... Waitaminute - a strap-on? You mean, like, for him? TRISHA: Uh huh. I think he's a ... a metrosexual\! \<breaks down sobbing\> ASHLEY: Jeezus\! I told you you can't trust a man with thirty pairs of shoes....

47. (metrosexual) (17↑, 21↓)
Amalgamation of the words "metropolitan" and "heterosexual". A man with a penchant for fashionable urban-wear, good manners and exfoliant and moisturising products. Also, a frequent user of 'Veet' (formerly known as Immac). The common metrosexual will often give the impression to outsiders that he may be gay or bi-inclined, yet is in fact, totally heterosexual and comfortable as such. Commonly referred to by ladies as a "Gay-Straight Man". Not to be confused with the less-common "Straight-Gay Man".

Guy 1: "Did you see Eddie in those flared cargo-jeans and the cool shades?" Guy 2: "Yeah, he's become a real metrosexual these days. And the pants were soooo tight\!" Guy 1: "Uh, yeah...right."

48. (Metrosexual) (32↑, 36↓)
A vodka martini away from being gay.

Girl: He's so pretty Guy: F'ing metrosexual Girl: I want his number Guy: If YOU want it, better wait till he sobers up.

49. (Metrosexual) (15↑, 19↓)
A heterosexual male that has stereotypically homosexual tendencies.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy has populated the earth with metrosexuals.

50. (metrosexual) (34↑, 39↓)
A narcissistic, urban, financially established male, who is influenced by consumerism and media proliferation to conform his identity with changing images of masculinity found in men’s style press, advertising and popular culture.

Admired by thousands of young men, David Beckham, was a prime example of the narcissistic metrosexual and changing masculinity in popular culture.

51. (metrosexual) (6↑, 11↓)
A person that ONLY likes the opposite sex, but spends a great deal of time and/or money on themselves to look nice for the opposite sex.

I can't believe Micheal Jackson is claiming to be a metrosexual, of course he spends a lot of money on his nose but he doesn't feel much attraction for females\!

52. (metrosexual) (14↑, 19↓)
-noun- an urban heterosexual male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. First use of the word occured in the UK in the early part of 1994. It was soon dropped into urban myth and reappeared in 2002 in one of many men's lifestyle magazines. it then became commonplace in general fashion and lifestyle terminology.

John is such a metrosexual\! He pratically lives in Prada and can't live without his Zuhr facial stuffs\!

53. (metrosexual) (99↑, 104↓)
A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and [fancypants]-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas\!

A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products\!

54. (Metrosexual) (19↑, 24↓)
Straight man who spends three times as long in the bathroom primping and preening himself than his female counterpart. Considered a clothing and shoe "horse". Enjoys spending insane amounts of money on "designer" anything. Loves Eddie Bauer, Banana Republic and Starbucks. Devotes long hours to serious time at the gym sculpting his body. Knows all about fine wines and food. Very discriminating when it comes to his diet. Gestures a lot and seems to get along well in large groups of women. Often preyed upon by gay men at vacation spots. Loves being pampered, enjoys manicures, pedicures and massages. Gets orthodontic work later in life or plastic surgery to try to further improve appearance. Good dancer, enjoys playing golf. Previously considered a "closet queer" by people for many years.

Peacock husband of my friend Adriana.

55. (Metrosexual) (30↑, 36↓)
(n.) A man walking a non-existant line between homosexual and queer.

"im not gay, im metrosexual"

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56. (metrosexual) (20↑, 26↓)
a man who gives exaggerated attention to personal appearance. modern form of the word dandy (noun) or fop. genuinely heterosexual.

a metrosexual might remark to himself about a couple, "she's got a nice rack, he's got a nice tie."

57. (metrosexual) (13↑, 19↓)
A heterosexual male who is very in-touch with his feminine side. e.g: They are very concerned about their clothes, hair, and grooming; but at the end of they day they have sex...with women (unless all the girls think that he's gay)

Wow Nate Thurman only wears flared pants and spends 60 dollars on shampoo, what a metro.

58. (metrosexual) (11↑, 18↓)
Person who is sexually attracted to, and often has intercourse with buses, subways and other mass transit vehicles.

"Check out the tailpipe on that bus\! I'd so tap that." "Dude, you are so metrosexual."

59. (metrosexual) (9↑, 16↓)
a wussy [scenester] who metaphorically emasculates himself in terms of fashion. Think pink t-shirts, highlights, mullets, coloured charity wristbands (though those seem unfashionable now), very white trainers, distressed jeans and that narcicisstic snow patrol song that whinges on about "if i lay here". Expect the same guys to be very ashamed in a few years' time and readily embrace a pretentious masculine fad that will no doubt erupt in frustration at this current, nauseatingly [effiminate] trend.

metrosexuals seem to think that females are attracted to femininity... in men

60. (metrosexual) (18↑, 25↓)
A (straight or gay) male who is not just concerned with personal hygiene, fashion, style,etc., he is obssesed with it. He is self-absorbed and narcissistic. He might enter a bar or club and thinks that everyone wants to screw him, be him, or worship him. This does not mean they are attractive, though most have appealing qualities. They look down on their sexual counterpart male or female and believe them to be insignificant. They may seem very selective in their sexual partners but it's a lie. They are bonafide whores. If you are "lucky" to get a couple nights of sex out of them don't get excited. They bore easily. Side note: Not All Gays Are Metrosexual\! Some gays don't eat gourmet foods wear cologne, and listen to Bach etc. Some gays finds these thing repulsive. e.g(Butch gays/lesbians)

Scene: Mixed gay/straight Bar/Club Joe: Hi. My name is joe. The food here is great. Metrosexual: (very wide smile)dude, i'm not gay. Joe: Cool. Dindnt ask you all that information. Metrosexual: Haha\! Sure, sure. I dont blame you. I get in trouble coming to these gay establishments. (looks overly excited that he is attractive to someone. Mission Accomplished\!)

61. (metrosexual) (24↑, 31↓)
the first step that someone takes to become a homosexual

look dude he's becoming a metrosexual yeah, that's the first step, before , he gets homo

62. (metrosexual) (16↑, 23↓)
A [heterosexual] man who displays [homosexual] [traits].

The most well known metrosexual is 'David Beckham'

63. (metrosexual) (13↑, 20↓)
An example of a non-metrosexual male is a male that scratches his loins in front of you.

"I was in the store paying for gasoline and a non-metrosexual man scratch and tugged at his private section write in front of me."

64. (metrosexual) (28↑, 35↓)
A dude who is one Apple Martini away from making a trip the gay bar.

Straight Dude: Dude, Pass Me A Beer And Some Pretzles The Game Is About To Start. Metrosexual Dude:. And Break A Nail Eeeeww Yuckness.

65. (metrosexual) (54↑, 61↓)
A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.

"Is he gay?" "No, he's a metrosexual." "Tomahto, tomato."

66. (metrosexual) (62↑, 69↓)
A closetted gay man who enjoys maxing his credit cards, emptying his bank account and mortaging his house for the 11th time in his pursuit for the latest fashion items and beauty care products. He enjoys being admired by just anyone, gay or straight, but claims to be nothing but straight.

Brad Pitt is a metrosexual

67. (metrosexual) (17↑, 24↓)
A "straight" man who is gay, with out all the the sex. Has pedicures and manicures, spends $500 at a hair salon and sit in a chair for 5 hours to have hsi hair shorten and styled, wear Ambercrombie and Fitch, wears Calvin Klein boxer briefs, shaves "down stairs", uses special face products, and smells good

Ryan Seacrest, justin timberlake, and every other young hot actor that can afford these things

Author: Who The Douce Are You? http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/1192693
68. (Metrosexual) (13↑, 20↓)
A man that cannot stop looking at himself in the mirror, never goes into public without checking to see how his hair looks, and has pre-set outfits that are color cordinated. A man who likes the movie Zoolander not because its funny but because he wants to become a male super-model.

Kevin Patrick Brightman

69. (metrosexual) (12↑, 19↓)
A man who, regardless of sexual orientation, deems fashion and appearance to be all important. Moreover, fashion can be sexual for such a man, the same way chocolate can be for some women.

Jerry is so metrosexual he stood up Paula rather than miss the big sale at Neimans.

Author: Some call me Newt http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/747918
70. (metrosexual) (5↑, 12↓)
Oh, straight man dat look gay, but he no gay, he straight man\! :D

I loved that guy till I found out he was a metrosexual - Elton John

71. (metrosexual) (70↑, 77↓)
A guy who: 1. Cares a lot about his appearance. 2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend. 3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay. 4. Watches [Queer Eye for the Straight Guy], or even 'the straight guy' was on that show. 5. Is [Vanity Smurf].

(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table) Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual\! Vanity: No, I'm not\! Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast\! Vanity: No\! I'm not gay\! Jokey: Then what are you? Vanity: Metrosexual\! Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh... Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS\!

Author: Gwen Stefani Grrl http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/497095
72. (Metrosexual) (153↑, 160↓)
Someone who adheres to homosexual tendencies but declares their sexual orientation to be heterosexual (supposedly)

Are N'SYNC metrosexuals? yes. Is Ryan Seacrest a Metrosexual? no. he is gay

73. (Metrosexual) (16↑, 23↓)
metrosexual is a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

a heterosexual homosexual

74. (metrosexual) (201↑, 208↓)
straight male with close ties to urban life and vanity. Also has narcistic tendancies and slight homosexual overtones. Also look at: [pansy], [sissy mary], [panty waist], [candy ass], [fairy]

Enrique Iglesias, Dave Beckham and anyone who: wears pink shirts, can't live with themselves if they wear white tube socks, uses the word "coutour", and crosses their legs so their knees touch

75. (metrosexual) (73↑, 80↓)
A stereotypical homosexual male who dresses very "stylish" and is up to speed with anything trendy and sophisticated, but swears he doesn't pound ass with anyone.

In Saturday Night Live, when Jimmy Fallon and WIll Ferrel work in that fashion store, they are presumed metrosexuals.

76. (Metrosexual) (104↑, 111↓)
In the closet flaming homosexual who says they are straight (most likely a guilt-ridden Catholic Filipino male)

Remember Matt from the Bicolano Assoc? The one that carries a picture of Imelda Marcos in his red wallet with the sanrio? He's a metro talaga.

77. (Metrosexual) (6↑, 13↓)
This term was defined and invented by Mark Simpson (of www.marksimpson.com). Check out his site for the original Salon article

"I am a US advertising executive who reads Salon.com and I have stolen the word Metrosexual from Mark Simpson"

78. (Metrosexual) (19↑, 26↓)
a modern man who has now adopted what was traditionally perceived as feminine traits

Some women now want men who are more "metrosexual" who cooks, has good grooming habits,and dresses in style. e.g The character of Will in "Will and Grace" wuld be an deal metrosexual man for Grace if he were not gay.

79. (metrosexual) (2↑, 10↓)
A homosexual that lives in an urban, metropolitan environment.

A tube of Asstroglide fell out of the metrosexual's purse while his was rumaging around for his eyeliner.

80. (metrosexual) (6↑, 14↓)
A guy who wears clothing that most women would consider "fashionable" but guys would consider "gay" and owns all the newest toys such as an iPhone. Frequently seen dancing by self to house music

Chris was enjoying dancing with himself wearing velour pants while texting on his iPhone in a overtly metrosexual way

81. (metrosexual) (2↑, 10↓)
somone who is too involved with what they look like and what they wear. acts gay but isnt.

"omg that guy over there is so metrosexual he is staring at himself in the mirror" "oh you mean dimitri"

82. (metrosexual) (3↑, 11↓)
A race in which people are not gay but support the gay culture.

I know some people who are metrosexual i do not make fun of them.

Author: master o dictionary http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/3987660
83. (Metrosexual) (6↑, 14↓)
A fag who hasn't come out of the closet yet.

A: Lol, James said he's a metrosexual... B: Wait, doesn't that mean he hasn't expressed how he's really a homosexual?

84. (Metrosexual) (12↑, 20↓)
A gay man that has not realized his gay sexuality yet.

Guy \#1: Wow that's a faggot right there. He's got his Banana Republic safari gear on and I think he's hittin on that guy. Guy \#2: No, no, no. People want us to call gay guys like that, "METROSEXUAL"

85. (metrosexual) (13↑, 21↓)
Someone still in the closet or in denial of their sexuality. Translates to [half a fag] in certain circles. The person is not quite worthy of the full "fag" moniker. A poser if you will, a position slightly beneath a [bull queer]and above a [felcher]in the [gay caste system].

"would you look at that half a fag, bull queer wannabe metrosexual"

86. (metrosexual) (4↑, 12↓)
A man, often perceived to be homosexual, who enjoys looking at himself far too much. One who is obsessed with himself/herself. A man who pays as much attention to his appearance as a woman does. Often times, one who thinks that he/she is extremely sexy, while in actuality he/she is not at all attractive.

That German kid that always wears a scarf is so metrosexual:he always stares at himself in the mirror.

87. (Metrosexual) (8↑, 16↓)
Being gay on the subway.

You see Jeff over there.. He takes the A-Train everyday.. Once he gets on the subway he turns into a complete homo.. He's metrosexual.

88. (Metrosexual) (7↑, 15↓)
A gay bus.

"I wanna ride that metro." "...That's not a bus... that's a metrosexual."

89. (Metrosexual) (1↑, 9↓)
Paul Snipes.

Paul Snipes is the definition of Metrosexual

90. (Metrosexual) (6↑, 14↓)
A term used by marketing to 'butch up' the connotations of the word 'gay' from the often assumed 'fruity' to garner a broader and more 'macho' market for cosmetics including straight men. It also helps the border liners to ease out of the closet.

Glen: "Have you seen Ron lately?" "He's doing 'guy-lites',lipstick and nail polish." "He's calling himself 'Metrosexual'- but totally straight." Ted: "I hear yah man, all the straight guys I know are just crying to be re-defined."

91. (Metrosexual) (50↑, 58↓)
A effeminate, self-centered man who devotes far too much time to his appearance. A sissy.

Wheldon the metrosexual went into the bathroom to admire himself in the mirror. Margaret dated a metrosexual, but dumped the big sissy because he took longer to get ready for a party than she did. A real woman needs a MAN, not a metrosexual.

92. (metrosexual) (3↑, 11↓)
Straight guy that looks gay.

Noel Fielding is metrosexual. Amazing hairr.

93. (metrosexual) (2↑, 10↓)
straight man that looks gay, aka Brian quickshot

Whats a metrosexual? Brian

94. (metrosexual) (4↑, 12↓)
A heterosexual who behaves like a homosexual.

John Edwards is a metrosexual.

95. (metrosexual) (22↑, 30↓)
1. a "straight" man who moisturizes his face with fresh semen (not his own) 2. a "straight" man who uses the sauna at the gym because "it's good for the skin" 3. a "straight" man who has an usually close relationship with his personal trainer Klaus

erica and james-michael got into a fight because he used all her lip gloss. if he weren't a metrosexual, i'd swear he was gay.

Author: stupidpeopleshouldbeshot http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/2325264
96. (metrosexual) (9↑, 17↓)
1. usu. refers to a guy's appearance. he looks gay, but is "totallly straight" 2. a fashion-concious straight male. 3. and in some cases, a "straight" male... aka he's "in the closet" 4. and sometimes, can be "on the fence"; walks on the straight side of the street, but walks closer to the line than the rest...

is he gay? or metrosexual? ...when im lookin at him i cant figure out if i should tell him about my best friend--a fag--or ask him for fashion advice...

97. (metrosexual) (7↑, 15↓)
a man who spends an excessive amout of time on his appearance, in a dressing room, in the mirror, or in front of a camera.

God, Joshie, you're such a metrosexual\!

98. (Metrosexual) (8↑, 16↓)
A straight male who portrays some of the attributes he would've had if he was born a woman.

Joe: Yo Steve I haven't noticed a day without GEL on your hair. . .plus your shit always gotta be polished, you got like 8 pair of shoes and is that cover-up on your face? Fuck you must spend more than an hour in front of the mirror each day. Freakin' metrosexual\! Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole\! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt\!

99. (metrosexual) (53↑, 61↓)
a man who has been bitten by another metrosexual, thereby showing all the characterisics of a woman or gay man. the metrosexual must feed on period blood three times a month to keep this disguise. often extreme cases begin to kiss men and wear designer womans shoes.

TIMBOLAY JIMBERS is a metrosexual to the nines

Author: Dread Pyrate Bonney http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/1129832
100. (metrosexual) (6↑, 14↓)
a man [male] with female tendencies

ryan seacrest: the original

101. (metrosexual) (75↑, 83↓)
Just means somebody who 'takes care of himself' by buying a lot of nice gay clothes..... Heh... But tries to pretend they are actually a heterosexual.

Fonzworth Bentley is a metrosexual. You might of seen him in the Usher - Yeah video.. Hes the one playing the violin for no damn reason. Also in Outkast - I Like The Way You Move... He flies in with an umbrella... Such a metrosexual...

Author: FuckThisAndFuckYou http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/914791
102. (metrosexual) (13↑, 21↓)
A city slicker; plague of the modern world.

Check out the perfectly chaotically gelled, streaked hair on that metrosexual\! Is that pleather he's wearing?\!

103. (metrosexual) (7↑, 15↓)
A man who is not afraid of his feminine side but is still straight. This can include pampering himself, however it is sometimes referred to someone who is simply more comfortable around women or thinks more like a woman.

"He's always hanging around girls and even acts like them, he must be gay" "No, he's a metrosexual"

104. (metrosexual) (19↑, 27↓)
Term used by single, semi-depressed, 30-something, cat-owning women describing strait, single men who will not date them.

I haven’t gone on a date in over a year. I’m just so sick of how every man in this town is either married, dating or is metrosexual.

105. (metrosexual) (16↑, 24↓)
any male that wears one of those sweaters with a high collar (except for rap stars, those guys can get away with anything)

A truly straight man would never admit to being a metrosexual.

106. (Metrosexual) (23↑, 31↓)
A man who appears to ignore gender and sexual preference stereotypes in order to present his style and/or to allow for himself to be more practical according to his enviornment.

Steve carries a "man-bag" bacause he is a metrosexual.

107. (metrosexual) (14↑, 22↓)
A straight guy who doesn't mind getting a spa treatment, spending tons of time on his hair, or dressing very well. In other words, a Queer-Eyed Straight Guy.

Did you see American Idol last night? Yeah, Ryan Seacrest is such a metrosexual. So is David Beckham\!

108. (metrosexual) (5↑, 13↓)
(N.) A heterosexual male who is often mistaken for homosexual because he spends an exuberant amount of time/money on looking good.

Though he is a hetereosexual, Justin Timberlake confuses the world by his impeccable fashion sense, thus classifying him as a metrosexual.

109. (metrosexual) (11↑, 19↓)
A claytons version of a poofter

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy

110. (Metrosexual) (21↑, 29↓)
A Hetero male who is well rounded and educated in many subjects. Enjoys grooming, the arts, and especially style. Behavior may be feminine, but is not necessary. He is confident with who he is and takes pride in appearance to others.

"I can't find a myself a perfect guy, where are all the metros?"

111. (Metrosexual) (153↑, 161↓)
Someone who enjoys sexual intercourse with Geo Metros.

I think that Geo is hot, does that make me a metrosexual?

112. (metrosexual) (5↑, 14↓)
A heterosexual guy who is pretty much borderline fag.

David the metrosexual dropped his chapstick as he was putting it back into his European handbag. He was just on his way to get a manicure.

113. (Metrosexual) (8↑, 17↓)
A homosexual man who is still in the closet.

BOB N. PETERS (fictitious person) says he's a metrosexual. When will he come out of the closet?

114. (metrosexual) (7↑, 16↓)
One who is sexually attracted to large metropolitan cities, derived from the the words metropolitan (huge city) and sexual (wants to do the no-pants-dance with)

You - What the hell, is that guy trying to have his way with a traffic light?\! Me - He must be metrosexual You - Doesn't that word mean he's straight but likes gay culture? Me - No, shut up\! Whenever someone says that, an etymologist cries

115. (metrosexual) (5↑, 14↓)
Gay without the guys.

1. Zomg that dude with the manicured nails and dolce and gabbana isn't a fucking homo he's banging a chick; he must be metrosexual.

116. (metrosexual) (7↑, 16↓)
A disgraceful excuse for a male. Someone who has nothing better to do with their life, than worry about their image. Often spends more time in the bathroom fixing themselves up than their girlfriend.

normal guy: hey wanna go out to the pub and watch the footy metrosexual: nah id rather have a facial and watch the bold and the beautiful

117. (Metrosexual) (14↑, 23↓)
Fucking twat head pretty boys who spend half an hour styling their hair. Make Sheduled appontments to the hair dressers once every 2 weeks (even if it doesn't need cutting\!)are effeminate and think they are better than everyone else just because of their physical appearances. They are insults to the word masculine and do nothing to comtribute to our society besides posing for sheepish fashion magazines.

''Look at that Big headed metrosexual twat. he thinks hes so it because he spends £70 on a kalvin klein T-shirt''

118. (metrosexual) (27↑, 36↓)
a lesbian male. not a "butch", mind you, a lesbian, male. loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.

"are you gay or a transexual?" "neither. i'm a metrosexual. and a princess." lol

119. (Metrosexual) (11↑, 20↓)
A male with extremely good fashion sense and hairstyle, but he isn't gay.

Half the guys at this gig are metrosexual\! I can't believe he's wearing a pink shirt.

120. (metrosexual) (19↑, 28↓)
simply a male who is socially gay but straight in the bedroom.

\> gino got his nails done and went tanning today - i think he is gay , i don't know any straight guys who carry a purse around \> actually hes metrosexual and his girlfriend is a hottie girls love metros

121. (METROSEXUAL) (23↑, 32↓)
There are many misconceptions that exist in our society regarding the metrosexual male. The term, metrosexual, describes a fad and is not a social status. A metrosexual male is an individual who believes that wearing tight designer clothing gives him social status. Contrary to popular beliefs, many metrosexuals that emulate this style are living at the poverty level or with their parents. In fact, many metrosexuals are financially dependent and barely have a high school education. As a result, a lot of the metrosexuals work at menial jobs (e.g. waiter, cubical worker, and customer service representative). In addition, many overdress for the type of labor that they do, which can give others a false impression of sophistication and success. Sophistication is a word that is commonly misused by the laymen. This word describes an individual, who is well-educated, worldly, refined, cultured, and of high social status. Therefore, being sophisticated does not mean wearing tight designer clothing, drinking martinis, carrying a laptop, drinking lattes, going to upscale nightclubs, working out, plucking ones eyebrows, etc. Again, I want to emphasize and clarify that anyone can follow the metrosexual trend, but not everyone is sophisticated.

[metrosexual] metro,sophisticated, faggot

Author: Paul Weber Ph.D/ J.D. http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/1571700
122. (metrosexual) (22↑, 31↓)
a male who is very in touch with his feminine-side, but not gay.

a guy how has mostly female friends, probably dated a few of them, who enbraces feminisity.

123. (metrosexual) (40↑, 49↓)
Heterosexual male with enough fashion sense to attempt to follow the trends, but not execute them with as much finesse as his homosexual counterparts--or start any of his own.

Friend 1: "Is Richard gay, or metro?" Friend 2: "Oh, puh-leeze...metro, of course\! He's carrying a Louis Vuitton Damier man bag, but using the Monogram wallet\!"

124. (metrosexual) (7↑, 16↓)
Sexually prefers to be with a bus, or "do it" on a bus

Not funny enough to come up with an example for Metrosexual

Author: Who The Douce Are You? http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/1192704
125. (metrosexual) (82↑, 91↓)
Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

126. (Metrosexual) (4↑, 13↓)
1.A straight man with suprising fashion sense. Often misconstrued as being a homosexual.

PERSON 1: "This guys apartment is really nice" PERSON 2: "yes, it is" PERSON 1: "No, like...reeeally nice" PERSON 2: "do you think he's gay?" PERSON 1: "I thought he had a girlfriend?" PERSON 2: "He must be Metrosexual"

127. (metrosexual) (21↑, 30↓)
Why does no-one ever call black men, esp. gangstas, "metrosexual", or gay?? Most of them are total dandies; they're not ashamed to move in a slinky manner, they invented bling, etc, etc. In fact, I think black men invented most of modern fashion. Their reward? They don't get called names for it.

David Beckham is a white black man, so they say: so does THAT make him a "metrosexual"??

Author: NonUrbanBritScepticThinksMagSlangIsRubbish http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/1074065
128. (metrosexual) (24↑, 33↓)
A man who has tendencies of a woman. Takes care of his appearance and loves to go shopping. Has more girl friends than guy friends. Very independent and really doesn't need a girl to be happy because he is already happy with himself.

my friend brett morgan is veeeerry metro.

129. (Metrosexual) (7↑, 16↓)
High maintenance male. Usually mistaken for a homosexual, or a flamer.

Metrosexuals enjoy things most men would not- spas, hot baths, manicures, waxing their body hair, even to the extreme- flowers, interior decorating, fashion, makeup, fingernail paint. They like cleanliness, teddy bears, & chick flicks. They are often extraordinary chefs, & have a passion for art.

130. (metrosexual) (5↑, 14↓)
It is the new modern Urban man who enjoys a loose and free living.Usualy lives alone and enjoys indulging with many diffirent women never really staying with one.Loves to socialize alot.His style consists of messy hair or buzzed,eyebrows always waxed,smooth clean shave or rugged messy look,wears many types of jewelery like wide leather straps/bracelets on there wrists,a couple of rings maybe a couple of earings,likes to wear like tight baseball tees or logo-t`s that look vintage,usually faded or semi ripped jeans with large belt buckle exposed or no belt at all.As for shoes "All stars"are a great choice and also certin boots. Also the metrosexual enjoys to were trucker hats and tight hoodies and also bandanas for head wear.

Collin Farrel,Enrique Iglesias,and some people from the MTV show "JACKASS"

131. (metrosexual) (55↑, 64↓)
A man who spends too much time on his appearance. Spends time perfecting everything about the way they looks. Resembles a homosexual isn obvous ways of preparing themselves and presenting thier atire.

Leo Dicaprio is a metrosexual.

132. (metrosexual) (15↑, 24↓)
Any past contestants of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

I Can't Believe It's Not GAY

133. (Metrosexual) (18↑, 27↓)
fake fags

guy1: is that dude gay? guy2: nah, he's just metro.

134. (Metrosexual) (162↑, 171↓)
A pathetic loser who has fallen into the consumer trap of thinking that he needs ultra-expensive but utterly useless skin care\\hair care products and has a taste in clothing that would make a circus clown blush with embarassment.

It's really in th best interest of large corporations to turn us all into the ideal consumer,...a metrosexual.

135. (Metrosexual) (17↑, 26↓)
a person who acts queer, but doesnt pound butt

queer eye for the straight guy (you think that crap is real?)

136. (Metrosexual) (4↑, 13↓)
n. a male that is straight (heterosexual) but appreciates the gay culture and gets in touch with his feminene side. (metro, metrosexuality)

Don't be trippin wit' Clay Aiken off a American IDol. He ain't gay, he a metrosexual.

137. (Metrosexual) (1↑, 11↓)
The term that a man uses to say that he embraces the homosexual lifestyle but is not gay. Which means if you are trying to say that you are metrosexual is that your actually gay but haven't come out of the closet.

I Rick "Jewbaby" Perez am a metrosexual from birth.

138. (metrosexual) (1↑, 11↓)
A man who is nearing middle-aged, moves out from his family into a small (but well decorated) apartment somewhere in the city, wears fancy clothing (esp. fancy scarves and leather shoes), hygiene + style suddenly becomes an issue, he goes to funky sushi bars for dinner and attends jazz concerts every friday night. A hint of gay is included.

Guy 1: Did you hear that John left Sarah and the kids and moved into a small flat in the South End? Guy 2: Yeah, I saw him last week and he invited me to sushi and a jazz concert this friday. Guy 1: Hmmm, I think he's gone metrosexual

139. (Metrosexual) (1↑, 11↓)
Metrosexual are guys who act gay but like girls. Also is hard for Bisexuals to atract. Bernardo.

OMG where is lenny?He is so metrosexual. -Bernardo

140. (metrosexual) (7↑, 17↓)
Lets put this in a very simple but absolutley correct form A Metrosexual is simply a guy with good taste And knows about the good life.

David Becham, Bradd Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Mike Tyson, Gotti Brothers are all metrosexuals

141. (metrosexual) (11↑, 21↓)
1. a male-sounding word for "girly" 2. a man who despite being heterosexual, acts like a gay 3. a man who has all the features of a homosexual except that he doesn't like other men 4. a man who has forgotten how wonderful it is not to have to spend hours in front of the mirror, use 20 different hair products, go to a salon, and any other girly habit

Confused girl: I'd like to date a metrosexual Old-school guy: Why? Are you tired of real men?

142. (Metrosexual) (12↑, 22↓)
Men that look and act like fags. Characteristics of a metrosexual include, wearing tight clothers, thong sandals in public, and have highlights in their hair. Stores of preference of the Metrosexual: Hollister Co. Abercrombie and Fitch American Eagle Banana Republic

A:"Whats up with that fag with the sandals on?" B:"Probably bought them at Hollister, little metrosexual fag." A:"hey you wanna go see what they have in Abercrombie?" B:"Fuck no, man, that stores metrosexual.."

143. (metrosexual) (19↑, 29↓)
A flaming, obvious homosexual, who nonetheless claims to be hetero, fooling only women, but not gay or straight men. May still be in denial about his sexual orientation, but can't suppress the fashion sense.

GIRL: He's not gay, he's a metrosexual\! GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you? GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...

144. (metrosexual) (16↑, 26↓)
A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.

Jane: That guy is metro. Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.

145. (metrosexual) (6↑, 16↓)
A very flamboyant and ritzy young man, who likes shopping and spending money, dancing, cares alot about his appearance however is very much straight. It is basically a girly boy just in a more formal and non offensive term\!

"omg jason is a such a metrosexual, but you know what he is totally hot\!"

146. (metrosexual) (5↑, 15↓)
A hetrosexul man who writes his identity with the consumption of traditionally feminine consumer goods.

Stewie (the baby) from the family guy is potentially metrosexual, displaying inteligence, class and a mature sence of aesthetic taste not usually assigned to the heterosexual male (especailly below the age of two).

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147. (metrosexual) (3↑, 13↓)
one who acts gay but isnt

nick acts like hes gay but he likes girls

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148. (metrosexual) (19↑, 29↓)
A gay person who isn't comfortable enough with himself to admit that he is gay to himself, or anyone else.

Joe: What did you do last night? Terry: Nothing, just had anal sex with Phil. Joe:...What? Terry: Oh, no, it's cool. I'm metro.

149. (metrosexual) (37↑, 47↓)
Liberace was the ultimate metrosexual.

Emo people are pretty metrosexual as well.

150. (metrosexual) (12↑, 22↓)
a hetrosexual man who is well groomed and dressed nice.

a hetrosexual man who is well groomed and dresses nice.

151. (metrosexual) (6↑, 16↓)
From the Greek 'meter' meaning '[mother],' and '[sexual].' Thus, as '[homosexual]' means a person sexually attracted to members of the same sex, and a '[heterosexual]' is someone attracted to members of the other sex, a metrosexual is a person sexually attracted to his or her mother.

Freud was big on metrosexuality.

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152. (metrosexual) (11↑, 21↓)
A male who is extremely intrigued by his own good looks and uses many expensive personal hygiene products to groom himself. A male who has homosexual tendacies, but is straight

Brandon Flowers, who is the lead singer of The Killers, is very metrosexual

153. (Metrosexual) (13↑, 23↓)
A man that takes care of himself and takes pride in the way he looks and appears to be gay, but is in denial of his own sexuality.

straight man in denial of his homosexuality

154. (metrosexual) (12↑, 22↓)
Someone who has sex in the metro airport

i know a guy who likes to be metrosexual

155. (Metrosexual) (21↑, 31↓)
heterosexual male who breaks with stereotypical male behavior by clinging to aestethics more than is accepted by the average testosterone level.

Frank despises sandals but loves his blue suede Timberlands

156. (metrosexual) (1↑, 11↓)
See Henry Tang

That shirt is so Henry Tang. If the shirt is deep purple and velvet.

157. (Metrosexual) (165↑, 175↓)
A: Homosexual in denial. B: Excuse to dress gay, feeding the inner homosexual.

Ben Affleck is a metrosexual.

158. (Metrosexual) (4↑, 14↓)
When a straight guy is so in touch with his feminine side, that while at bars, gay men walk up to buy him a drink, and he says, "Thank-ya SHORTAY"

"He is so metrosexual. He has macked his girl, and all the guys dont know it yet. They all think he is waiting for them."

159. (metrosexual) (3↑, 13↓)
A male or female that is hetersexual (straight) and has tendancies of the opposite sex.

Ben Affleck has 50 pairs of shoes, gets a manicure, and spends too much time in the bathroom in the mornings.

160. (metrosexual) (16↑, 26↓)
A heterosexual man who is very much in touch with his feminine side, and is not afraid to show it. He appreciates Gucci bags, Prada wallets, etc.

I'd say that Justin Timberlake is homosexual, but I guess he's just metro.

161. (Metrosexual) (1↑, 12↓)
A new term in the English lexicon being used to describe attractive, well dressed, and sucessful men who are sought after by the opposite sex. This word came into use mainly by Beta Males because calling these men outright fags or homosexuals became overly used and exposed their jealousy and catiness that traditionally was ascribed to feminine behavior.

Tom Cruise, Jeff Gordan, Fabio, Leonardo Dicaprio, Metrosexual

162. (metrosexual) (3↑, 14↓)
A gay guy whom only likes women.

Stan lives a gay lifestyle but loves women only so people call him metrosexual.

163. (metrosexual) (2↑, 13↓)
A metrosexual is a heterosexual man who regularly takes a bath thereby achieving the distinguished body odor usually attributed to homosexuals.

"There's no smell of beer and cigarettes on him. He must be a metrosexual."

164. (metrosexual) (9↑, 20↓)
The most unmanly man known to existence. A man who uses expensive hair products and listens to Michael Bolton and Barry Manilow.

Richard Simmons is a metrosexual.

165. (metrosexual) (10↑, 21↓)
A males who denounce everything that is masculine. They used to be in hiding but their infatuation with the homosexual culture has brought brought them out of the wood works. Habbits They enjoy pampering themselves with woman/homosexual activities like manicures and pedicures and often have just as much hygiene equipment and products as a female and can spend just as much time getting ready as they do too. Drink Metrosexuals, like most women/homosexuals, hate ‘cheep’ beer and will opt. for a ‘bitch beer’ over a nice refreshing PBR (the greatest beer brewed by man), not that disliking the taste of beer is bad but they will further push the feminine envelope by engaging in conversation with females about how they cant stand the taste of beer and would much rather drink a mixed drink … etc. Fashion Metrosexuals will never be caught dead in a cheep t-shirt, even in the gym they are sporting high end work out attire. A metrosexual give away is the excessive wearing of pink and them exclaiming “Men can wear pink”. Metrosexuals will spend ridiculous amounts of money on clothes and tend to buy only designer clothes and preach how much better they feel and that the $198 pair of jeans was ‘totally worth it’. They also own many pairs of shoes to go with their ‘outfits’ making sure every part of their attire matches to an exact t. Socity Metrosexuals believe that everyone envies their ‘awesome’ style but are actually ridiculed behind their backs by men and women alike, men for their lack on masculinity and by women because they dress better than them (turn off for women). They are also a huge disappointment to their fathers. Being a metro male is about a buck twenty-five away from being gay. Every dad wants their kid to be a masculine icon and metros just let their fathers down. He wont tell you that but deep down inside he wanted you to be the hall-of-famer QB that he aspired to be in his high school years.

"is your friend gay?" "not quite... hes a metrosexual"

166. (metrosexual) (13↑, 24↓)
1) A man who acts as the "gay sterotype,"however is hetrosexual at the time. 2) A girl's best friend 3) A boy's rival for girls 4) A gay boy's dream (Until he finds out) (Sigh)

Wears tight clothes, high picthed voice, loves to go shopping, etc. are signs to a metrosexual person.

167. (metrosexual) (11↑, 22↓)
a lesbian male. not a "butch", mind you, a lesbian, male. loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.

"are you gay or a transexual?" "neither. i'm a metrosexual. and a princess." lol

168. (metrosexual) (6↑, 17↓)
Somebody who's so ambivalent about something that they lose the distinctions between things. A world of grays. Nothing is black and white. Ruled by situational ethics.

Man, that dude is so metrosexual I'll bet he'd even vote for Howard Dean\!

169. (metrosexual) (20↑, 31↓)
metrosexual is usually a young urban man, who visits the day spa, has an exclusive gym membership, plays golf, wears Calvin Klein boxers, gets foils in his hair, wears wrist bands and will often sport a gelled mohawk, a pink ben sherman polo top (collar is usually popped), deisel shorts and designer flip flops and listen to dance/trance music. Although they may appear gay, you can find most metro's hanging out at nightclubs, pubs, bars, cafe's or the beach scamming on young chicks or hairdressers (female). These types of "preppy" metrosexuals are found in Australia and are usually of Aussie or British descent. They also tend to drink alcoholic beverages such as Corona or Carlsberg whilst watching the Rugby or AFl, but tend not to yell or shout like NORMAL Aussie blokes. Metro's can also be found hanging out at their local university campus or a cricket or footy match bitching about all the pie eating, VB drinking "yobbos or bogans". Metro's like to drive pussy cars like Mazda's, hyundais, mitsubishis, Renault, Jeeps, BMW's, Audi's and new volkswagons (the small hatchback kind) and watch shit TV shows like Australian Idol and Big Brother and may sometimes even vote\! Metro's usually have a 3 mobile phone and have crappy ass jamster ringtones like crazy frog and Club Anthems 2005\! Metros do however attend BBQ's but they bring a thai chicken salad, marinated kalimari or sushi instead of eating the steak and sausages on offer. Metro's tend to supprt faggy less masculine football teams such as the Fremantle Dockers, St Kilda or Richmond (the glamour, pretty boy teams).

Evan: "Hey Liam i heard that new bar in Fremantle just opened up, apparently they have complimentary wrist bands you know the rubber kind? and tapas, dip and rice snacks for nibblies...we should check it out, whatta you reckon?" Liam: "Sounds sweet, let me just change, I think i'm gonna wear my pale lemon Elwood polo top and my Dolce aviator sunnies or is that too tryhard, u know being night and all? Evan: "Hell no, dude that sounds awesome, the ladies won't be able to stay away trust me, i'm gonna wear my peach and mint mooks polo and my gucci slides...make sure you pop that collar, so metrosexual right now\!"

170. (metrosexual) (16↑, 27↓)
A fagit who won't come out of the closet

Man, that Spencer sure is a huge metrosexual. "Dude, back in the day, we used to call them fagits"

171. (metrosexual) (5↑, 16↓)
guy who cares more about his dress than the prepiest girl in the world. Guy who is extremely curious about some female passtimes, such as wearing high-healed shoes, "experimenting" with make-up and skincare products, and the like. A Guy who manages to look sharp 99% of the time and in spite of all of this, still manages to be completely strait.

That metrosexual kid is scary, but he's cute...i'm glad he's not gay.

172. (metrosexual) (14↑, 25↓)
heterosexual male who appears slightly gay due to his impeccable sense of style, belief in designer hygiene, and willingness to emote. by definition, a metrosexual must be male due to the sterotype that women are usually conscientious of these things from the get-go.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" turns perfectly normal American males into stylish metrosexuals.

173. (metrosexual) (1↑, 12↓)
a straight person who dresses up like a gay person like wearing tight tops and etc u know

only one example RYAN MATHERS

174. (metrosexual) (3↑, 14↓)
typically a male resident of a large city(Los Angeles, San Francisco) who carries characteristics of a homosexual, but remaining in the claim of heterosexual. Often looking like, and dressing like a feminine male.

Marty likes flaunting his gucci bag and louie vuitton wallet when he's out with his girlfriend.

175. (Metrosexual) (12↑, 23↓)
Metrosexuals make the best boyfriends ever. They really know how to take care of themselves. They wear Lacoste polo shirts (with the collar popped), guys' Seven jeans and Banana Republic shoes. They also straighten their hair and know how to take care of their nails, skin and body. You just can't go wrong with a metrosexual guy\! They're AWESOME.

Donnie is such a metrosexual\!\! Don't you dare call him gay\!\!\!

Author: \metrosexualKaitlyn*$ http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/889103
176. (metrosexual) (4↑, 15↓)
A predominantly heterosexual male that is in touch with his feminine side. A person who admires clothes designed for the female and may wear such, himself. He may wear a touch of make-up, paint his nails and always has his hair well styled. He is caring and loving with other humans and would never harm a child. He cares for his own body with regular exercise, avoids most abusive substances and acknowledges the benefits of meditation. He is as much at home in the kitchen as he is in the garage. A person that knows the benefits of having an X chromosome, as well as a Y.

Alan Titchmarsh, Sammy Davis Jnr.

177. (metrosexual) (5↑, 16↓)
A straight male who has a feminine side (especially caring about appearances). It used to be that when a man acted like this, people thought he was homosexual.

I used to find it sad that any man with some nice traits like dressing well or being able to cook was considered homosexual, but now I know he's metrosexual.

178. (metrosexual) (3↑, 14↓)
(noun) although seemingly gay, a straight guy who always dresses for the club and obsesses about his appearence.

My girlfriend left me for a metrosexual body builder named brian she met at a night club.

179. (metrosexual) (6↑, 17↓)
A straight man that tends to do feminine things that actually improve his looks, though he may become inflated at times obsessing in front of the mirror. But remember this, he claims he's NOT gay, having no desires for other men.

"The 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' show turns ordinary slobs into stunning metrosexuals, who now compete with their girlfriends to have more time to prep in the bathroom."

180. (Metrosexual) (23↑, 34↓)
Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home: 1. a full set of silverware 2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read 3. pomade

"My last boyfriend was a metrosexual. He spent just as much time on his hair as i did."

181. (metrosexual) (42↑, 54↓)
A cotquean. An unmasculine male human. A ponce.

Lloyd is a metrosexual. He shaves his arse cheeks.

182. (metrosexual) (20↑, 32↓)
A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.

Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there? Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.

183. (metrosexual) (3↑, 15↓)
I heard this on the radio, about the noun Metrosexual. Man speaking, "When I go to buy a shirt, there are usually six sizes available in the store."

"The sizes are; Small, Medium, L, XL, XXL and MetrosexuAL"

184. (metrosexual) (8↑, 20↓)
Having had sexual relations with someone on the metro or [subway] or other form of mass transit.

Michael met me at the station and we had a quick metrosexual encounter on the way back uptown.

185. (Metrosexual) (5↑, 17↓)
One who is straight, but appears to be gay in every way.

Link, from the popular Zelda series, is a metrosexual....just kidding, he's a homo.

186. (Metrosexual) (12↑, 24↓)
The politicly correct term for "[Pussy-bitch]"

"James is such a metrosexual."

Author: A. Starless Midknyte http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/1545871
187. (metrosexual) (15↑, 27↓)
a guy who is in touch with his feminine side, has style, and yet maintains his alpha=maleness

You see a guy walkin down the street, stylin in clothes, hair, he knows how to talk, he can talk to women, and men. He can wear nice shoes and clothes and rub your feet and cook for you, yet cut down a tree in the back yard with his chainsaw

188. (metrosexual) (3↑, 15↓)
Any man or woman who takes pride in his or her appearence,and is in a career. [wears colonge or perfume and dresses/suits, polishes his/her shoes regularly.]

My boyfriend is a metrosexual because he wears colonge. My mother is a metrosexual because she is a career woman.

189. (metrosexual) (1↑, 13↓)
a person who defines being, existence, therefore love and sex as convenience food. the opposite of savage love

this metrosexual century will not allow me to feed on love. after 7 abortions I am starving for love and cannot find anything short of a relationship that bans craziness.

190. (metrosexual) (8↑, 20↓)
An urban gentleman with an avid interest in foreign films, fine wine, organic cooking, interior decoration, designer clothing, scented hand lotion, premium hair products, manicures, pedicures, poodle grooming, and — perhaps most importantly — pussy.

I tried to exchange fashion tips with the metrosexual, but it was hard, because my brother wouldn't stop flirting with him.

191. (metrosexual) (5↑, 17↓)
a guy who fakes being gay

bob:ace is such a fag jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay gary:hes a metrosexual, bob

192. (metrosexual) (12↑, 24↓)
In most of the US: A straight male who is often mistaken as homosexual because of the way he looks/talks/dresses. Metrosexuals are usually into good grooming and healthy habits. In the southern US: Any man who showers three or more times a week.

Southern Definition: A) Liek, woah, you smell naice billybob, didja take a showerr las' week? Billybob: No, ah showerr evvy day\! A) Billybob, yer sucha metrosexual.

193. (metrosexual) (7↑, 19↓)
A sophiticated staright man who cares about how he smells and whats in style. Some people may think metrosexual men to be gay as a first impression but later find out hes straight. Metrosexual men keep up with whats in stlyle, and if i were to ask a metrosexual "is giorgio armani's spring line cool?" they could confidently say yes. In the show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy the goal is to make a guy who is 'too' straight into a metro sexual. They may have some female influence in their style, but its more of things that are in style.

P. Diddy, Jay-Z, Pharell, Will Smith, and Justin Timberlake are good examples of metrosexual men.

Author: SoFreshAndSoClean http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/495687
194. (metrosexual) (4↑, 16↓)
A male whose behaviour is similar to a female that acts like a guy. The feminist ideal of what a male role model should be.

Phil Donahue

195. (metrosexual) (6↑, 18↓)
A male who behaves like a female that acts like a guy. A very confusing fad to go by. They somehow believe a male can be more manly by getting in touch with their feminine instincts, but I doubt it exists. Can be seen with the girls shopping at the mall buying stuff per womans' approval. Never buying sporting goods.

Metro: I'm looking for latte makers? Me: Try upstairs by the restrooms.

196. (MetroSexual) (45↑, 57↓)
Defining a straight man who is very in tune to hip, urban lifestyle. He is immaculate in his appearance and doesn't mind spending huge amounts of money on clothing and shoes as well as skin and hair products. He also may spend large amounts of time in a gym or health facility because of his obsession with his body. Although he is straight, his trendy, stylish appearance may be more closely associated with that of a gay male.

straight-man + gay best friend ---------------- METROSEXUAL

197. (Metrosexual) (3↑, 15↓)
my hairdresser\!
198. (Metrosexual) (5↑, 18↓)
A man who claims not to be gay, but acts and dresses like one, only thinks of himself, no-one else matters, reckons he's gods gift. see [pranny]

Metrosexuals are normally clad with a Ted Baker shirt, Armani Jeans, Ray-bans wearing Calvin Klein aftershave.

199. (metrosexual) (20↑, 33↓)
A gay male still in the closet.

Hey guys, I'm ga... I mean metrosexual\!

200. (Metrosexual) (9↑, 22↓)
Individual who likes to have sex (or bling-bling) on trains

I hated sitting next to two metrosexuals on the subway

201. (Metrosexual) (3↑, 16↓)
Male person who believes Men should look after appearance as much as most Women do. Nothing to do with having a feminine side or wearing tight pants.

" I like to look good because my girlfriend looks good for me so I will look good for her"

202. (metrosexual) (6↑, 19↓)
A Male Working in NBK Bangor Security who uses lots of hair product and dresses like a girl, Also thinks that they are the [mack]s.

Noah Winstead, Mike Edmondson

203. (metrosexual) (15↑, 28↓)
A heterosexual male thats is very intouch with his feminine side, and is often mistaken for being a homosexual because of his: sense of style, knowledge of feminine products, and a good eye for design. For some fucking reason, the chicks dig it. Almost makes me wanna turn metro...

"James Pella is a meterosexual, becuase he wears gap and loves to shoe shop."

204. (metrosexual) (8↑, 21↓)
The latest trend of metrosexuals seem to be found in the postal service. The "tough guys" have found that women no longer gravitate to that species but rather a man who is willing to show his feminine side, to be in touch with his feelings, and to be able to display emotion. And, of course, a man who takes pride in his appearance (clothes, hair, nails, scent\metrosexualand not afraid to wear lavender) is always going to be noticed. In a business sense, if your heart is not in what you do, then you are fighting a losing battle. You must be passionate in your work and always show others that you genuinely care about their well-being. By doing this, you gain respect and a loyal following of your peers. You will always be successful in your endeavors if people know you are speaking from the heart. Without your heart, you have nothing. Note: Metrosexuals have been confused with being gay, which isn't so terrible. And sometimes, you will find a gay man trying to pass himself off as a metrosexual because he cannot find the courage to "come out of the closet" for fear of embarassment. All that man would have to do is be honest with his friends because they usually already have figured out his preferences and are fine with that.

To find a metrosexual in the postal service, look around the room. When you spot the man in the Oleg Cassini suit with a lavender shirt and fancy matching tie (no boring solids, stripes, or dots), shoes shined, every strand of hair in place, and emitting the scent of PI by Givenchy or Jean Paul Gaultier you have probably found your man. If you are lucky enough to spot one carrying a man-bag, that is the man you want to get to know. However, if when you approach him and he can only speak of work, sports, or golfing, be careful, you might have been duped.

205. (metrosexual) (6↑, 19↓)
A man that wants to look good and is not affraid to spend lots of time and money doing it. Even if it means waking up one hour earlier to get their hair done.

George: the local "hunk" who wears tons of "pomade" to keep his hair in place, and owns more shoes than the Wild Pair....keep up the good work hun you are HOT

206. (metrosexual) (4↑, 17↓)
A man who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance; clothing, hair, accesories, etc. Often appears unmasculine and gay but IS heterosexual

David Beckham is a sharp dresser and has many flamboyant accessories, however he is not homosexual, but rather a metrosexual

207. (metrosexual) (12↑, 25↓)
tricky term for a guy who's actually straight, but everyone thinks he's gay 'cause he's so in touch with his feminine side.

Mik's definitely metro. I mean, he wears girl's hotpants\! Droo won't admit he's metro cuz he thinks it means he's homo, but obviously from the above definition, i'm not saying he's gay\!

208. (metrosexual) (6↑, 20↓)
A disgusting word used to describe strait men who like to do things considered "gay" or "girly" If people would stop gender stereotyping, we wouldn't need a word to make these men feel comfortable doing what they want to do. Bathing and wearing clean clothes makes a man neither "gay", nor "metrosexual" just as much as playing football doesn't make a woman a lesbian

Men should be allowed to look nice without being labeled "metrosexual"

209. (metrosexual) (8↑, 22↓)
someone who has sex on a train j/k ;)

tom cruise in risky business

210. (metrosexual) (24↑, 38↓)
A man who is in touch with his feminine side - although not gay and is straight. Has a passion for "what would be usually considered women" products. Takes care of his body, his dress, and appearance. Loves his "urban" lifestyle. May even carry a "Man Bag"

A guy who is a Metrosexual may be into the following things: Moisturizing; face peels; concealers; antiwrinkle cream; lip moisturizers; powder/foundation - to even out skin tones; clear/tinted eyebrow gel; clear mascara - to keep lashes in place; may use a light color eyebrow pencil - to make then more pronounced and stand out; may wear light brown (natural shades of eyeshadow); waxes/plucks eyebrows; highlights/perms his hair; uses shine products in his hair; may have earrings in both ears; shaves: arms, legs, bikini, area toes underarms, may polish or buff his nails - or wear clear black grey blue or copper colors, thumb rings, ankle bracelets, toerings, has a love for lotions and body sprays (Bath & Body works), may have his nipples pierced, has different sunglasses to match his outfits, has a passion for slide sandals in multiple colors - so he can show his pedicure off, has belts to match his shoes. Has a different cologne for every day of the week. Has a major love for shoes, loves to shop, understands why a woman has 20 pairs of black shoes.

211. (Metrosexual) (2↑, 16↓)
a man who love fashion,parfum,gucci,louis vuitton bags... dressed like a model versus 99prct men dress as truck drivers
212. (Metrosexual) (3↑, 18↓)
ok, i don't really have a good definition of "metrosexual" but I am sick of hearing some realation to homosexuality. I am a bisexual man, and I look straight as shit. Sometimes I don't shower for days, I like sports, and play van halen on my guitar.

nothing to do with gay man or bisexuals

213. (Metrosexual) (15↑, 30↓)
Intellectual, well dressed men who get ignorantly dubbed as homosexual just for being better looking than the average male population.

Celebrity Metrosexuals include Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Hugh Jackman

Author: suburbanpictionary.com http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/382634
214. (metrosexual) (3↑, 18↓)
a stright guy who dresses gay, takes care of himself like a gay guy would. a metrosexual also confuses gay men.

1. dresses well/ fashionable/ has good taste 2. uses moisturizer 3. compy with his sexuality 4. looks good

215. (metrosexual) (1↑, 17↓)
[gay] and really badly [in denial]

"ryan's metrosexual, he likes putting his cock inside other men but he doesn't shout about it"

216. (metrosexual) (2↑, 18↓)
An insecure "pretty boy" who is trying his dambdest to prove his masculinity even though he loves shopping, is trendy, ALWAYS concerned with his appearance, especially his hair and knows more about women than most gay guys. Some may believe a metrosexual is a homsosexual passing himself off as straight or is on the verge of homosexuality.

A metrosexual, in my opinion, lacks masculinity and needs a hormone shot. He may claim he is straight for the time being but, in reality, is probably on the verge of coming out of the closet.

217. (metrosexual) (148↑, 164↓)
Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream. -From Netscape Celebrity

The kind of guy who paints his nails, wears flip-flops, owns a lot of shoes, takes an hour to do their hair etc. but is not really gay.

218. (metrosexual) (19↑, 36↓)
A well dressed, hygenic straight man who is often mistaken for being gay. Isn't afraid to wear pants that fit or "gay" colored shirts. A metrosexual realizes that masculinity is not about being "tough". Metrosexuals are often popular with the ladies.

Joe: "I am insecure about my sexuality, and so I'm going to make fun of guys that aren't\! DOWN WITH METROSEXUALS\!"

219. (metrosexual) (16↑, 33↓)
A male who gets manicures and pedicures and botox injections see [John Kerry].

John Kerry and John Edwards are a couple of metrosexual homosexuals.

220. (Metrosexual) (4↑, 21↓)
1.A man who is not gay but has a very good fasion sense and knows how to take care of themselves. 2. A fag

Billy looks verry good he is Metrosexual.

221. (metrosexual) (9↑, 26↓)
Metrosexual is a man an touch with his femanine side loves to pamper himself.

FOR EG. DAVID BECKHAM, BEN AFFLECK, boy bands like BLUE, AARON KWOK, Taiwanese pop star Vanness Wu, Hrithik Roshan.

222. (metrosexual) (8↑, 25↓)
A straight male who takes pride in the way he looks.

John Gotti is a perfect example of a metrosexual. $40 haircuts and $4000 suits.

Author: M. Louis Ruffalo http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/359492
223. (metrosexual) (6↑, 24↓)
an educated male. here's twenty letters. happy?

Martha: Wow that guy sure dresses well\! Jim: Yeah, he must be a metrosexual. Martha: Damn, that's neat.

224. (metrosexual) (20↑, 38↓)
A man who has managed to be in the closet for too long and hasnt experienced a real guy. A liar who knows thier gay. Gay man who doesnt have the balls to admit it. A gay man trying to get into heaven.

No straight man shops at express or banana so dont think because you do your metrosexual...its because you are gay

225. (metrosexual) (12↑, 30↓)
Urban educated man who is secure enough in himself to not be threatened by being sophisticated. He defines his own self image outside of traditional male stereotypes. He makes his own defintion of what it means to be a man.

I man who can dress in skin tight black rubber go to a fetish BDSM ball and relish in dominating submissive women.

226. (metrosexual) (2↑, 21↓)
Please refer to www.metrosexual.com.

There is a website as mentioned above that addresses this concept.

227. (metrosexual) (11↑, 31↓)
Man whose sexual organ mesures one meter (metro is latin for meter which equals about 12 inches).

He is hung like a metrosexual.

228. (Metrosexual) (2↑, 22↓)
[Avon don]
229. (metrosexual) (1↑, 22↓)
A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.

metrosexuality is NOW.

230. (metrosexual) (5↑, 28↓)
A heterosexual male who, displays the feminine qualities of a homosexual. These men are secure with publicly displaying their feminine side, and spend excessive money on their physical appearance.

I find myself a metrosexual for the following reasons: I (HAVE): 1) Willingly viewed broadway plays 2) Been a member of my Middle School Choir 3) Spent more then $100 in one month on haircare alone 4) Told classmates why their knock-off Coach Purses are fake. 5) could wear nothing but clothes from Abercrombie and not be bored; could spend upwards of $1,500 in Abercrombie per season if the money was there 6) Absolutely no problems with wearing the color purple

Author: Alexander Bradley http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/401487
231. (metrosexual) (10↑, 36↓)
strait man who takes care of himself and his face, likes to wear banana republic button up shirts , wears abercrombie and fitch shirts a little tight , like his pants torn and sand blasted , gets his brows waxed and gets $50 haircuts and highlights his hair , uses pomade instead of gel

me I'm metro and the girls love it , I like wearing abercrombie shirts tight ( I get a size small when I shop their ) I like my jeans bootcut , I get my brows waxed , my chin and my upper lip I hate shaving , I like wearing banana republic shirts and pants , I spend about $ 150 on hair and face products a month , I just like myself like this

232. (metrosexual) (50↑, 78↓)
an male, typically found in urban settings, that does not conform to historically "macho" standards of masculenity. while this includes haircults, wine tastes, clothing style, and all the rest, it is often neglected that metrosexuality is so much bigger than that: metrosexuals are free to watch sex in the city, give hugs, compliment other people in non-sexual ways, and have even been known to cry. this is the dawning of aquarious.

i'm proud to be a metrosexual -- even though i may never be as quite stylish as some of my gay friends, i have both male and female non-sexual friends and drive an audi.

233. (metrosexual) (9↑, 47↓)
A gay guy who is attracted to women

Paul is gay but is attracted to Sophie. Paul is a metrosexual.

234. (metrosexual) (12↑, 53↓)
Kill Hannah

The Kill Hannah guys are metro, not gay\!

235. (Metrosexual) (20↑, 65↓)
A straight guy who care about skin, apperance, and hair. Also, a guy who have good and understand the style of fashion and have a very touch of feminie as a guy is senstive\! I am metrosexual, which I am proud that I am\! In fact, lot of metrosexual people out there these days (today). I think in the future, there will be more metrosexual than heterosexual (manly) here in American and in Europe as well (Also in another countries if there are any metrosexual personality)

I use the products to take care of my skin and hair. The more I use them and use new products, the more I proud of myself\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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